More Beginnings

I had my first English college class this morning!! 😬 The class itself will be pretty hard but the teacher had me cracking up so bad. He was explaining why grammar is important and gave a few teacher experiences. The first one was a sentence that meant to say "I hoard lots of books." but instead of hoard, the student wrote "whored". Then my teacher said he wrote beside the word "Does your mother know about this?". God. I think I was the only one who found it amusing. The other example said something like "The Union depilitated the Confederate forces." The reason this is so funny is because the student meant deBilitated. DePilitated means to remove ones hair... so my teacher then goes on to describe what it would look like if the Union forced their way into the confederates base and started shaving all the men and stating that they took their manhood. I thought this was the funniest thing. I was still chuckling for a good 5 minutes after he finished talking about it. He probably thought I was high to be honest. It was already super early so my eyes were probably red and I was laughing at everything. Psh. Oh well. Great first impression 😂  In reality those mistakes are something that I would do because I wouldn't be paying attention which is why I think I was laughing so hard about them.

Side note: Last night when I bought the shadow box for Uma I didn't have any large bills on me other than ten and five dollar bills so I payed the cashier with a decent amount of ones and told her that I wasn't a stripper. She just laughed and then kind of gave me a weird look. I had my sister rolling though.

I'm about to go to work. I'll post this blog after I get off.

I can't stop laughing at everyone and everything.