So most of this post was written in my second period class on a sheet of paper because I was extremely close to passing out from boredom so yeah I'm retyping it to my blog...
I'm writing this on paper in my math class because I'm very close to falling asleep due to my teacher's monotone voice box. He is currently going over our classwork from last class and trying to make jokes but his attempt is failing... miserably. He also is rambling on about unnecessary detail about each question. Such as details on the trees in a certain forrest. Did I mention this was math class? It would be different if they were facts but they aren't. If they were facts, I would have a little bit of knowledge that I could throw in my random fact section in my brain. But they are his opinions so they are irrelevant to me(no offense to him). It also doesn't help that my English professor is quite the entertainer and I have his class before this class.
Side Note: He made a joke about how funny it would be to see half of a cow walking around?? Also, he blinks a lot. Like an abnormal amount. Not only that but he also stares at the wall when he talks… or the floor.
Oh. He's talking about trucks now. I'm kind of interested. Just kidding he brought back up the Chad Ocho Cinco thing!!!
"Do you know what they call speed bump in Panama? *says word in Spanish* It translates in English to dead policeman." See. Now this is a useful piece of information.
Side Note: So owls. He thinks that the name of the barn owl is weird??
How weird would it be if he walked by and read this. Would he even be allowed to read it or is that considered against the law because technically it is an invasion of privacy?
Random Fact 1: The kids in Europe don't have to learn about fractions because they use the metric system.
He so totally just called his wife old. Then he proceeded to joke about her decrepit father and how if he was as old and unable to do things as his father-in-law is then he would jump out of a six-story building...
Random Fact 2: Noir means black in French
Side note: Why the heck is he talking while I'm taking notes. I can double task if you are interesting to listen to but not when a sloth could probably move faster than the speed of his voice!
Random Fact 3: Oso blanco means polar(white) bear.
Yep. Those were my random thoughts and discussions in math class today.
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So I went to go choose and pay for my senior pictures earlier and the old lady who helped us was out of it. She asked me who was my first period teacher was so she could send the pictures to them when they were ready. I told her "I have college for my first period so I don't have a class at Hanna(my school) until second period so you should send it to (insert teacher name here)." *stares at me blankly* then proceeds to ask "What is your first period??". I glance over at Nana with a 'wtf? Is she playing?' look(if you know me then you know I am quite expressive) and then look back at the lady. Then I say "My first class is at Tri-County... the college. You can't send it there. They don't care. My first class at Hanna is math with (insert teacher name here). Then she gets a little attitude and asks me again. I was about two milliseconds to walking out before my Nana just told her to send it to the teacher that I said. Like gosh lady. Get your stuff together. I know you are old and have forgotten to how to communicate but don't get an attitude with your client. I hate when people get an attitude with me. Major pet peeve.
Side note: if I ever get to the age where I am confused and incapable of taking care of myself(which I probably won't because I'm only trying to make it to 25 🤘🏼) then can someone casually suffocate me. But don't do it with your hands on my neck or anything touching my neck because I guarantee you I will haunt your ass if I do die. And thats just if you managed to kill me before I kill you for trying to touch my neck. Just stuff a pillow over my face. I like that idea better.
I'm writing this on paper in my math class because I'm very close to falling asleep due to my teacher's monotone voice box. He is currently going over our classwork from last class and trying to make jokes but his attempt is failing... miserably. He also is rambling on about unnecessary detail about each question. Such as details on the trees in a certain forrest. Did I mention this was math class? It would be different if they were facts but they aren't. If they were facts, I would have a little bit of knowledge that I could throw in my random fact section in my brain. But they are his opinions so they are irrelevant to me(no offense to him). It also doesn't help that my English professor is quite the entertainer and I have his class before this class.
Side Note: He made a joke about how funny it would be to see half of a cow walking around?? Also, he blinks a lot. Like an abnormal amount. Not only that but he also stares at the wall when he talks… or the floor.
Oh. He's talking about trucks now. I'm kind of interested. Just kidding he brought back up the Chad Ocho Cinco thing!!!
"Do you know what they call speed bump in Panama? *says word in Spanish* It translates in English to dead policeman." See. Now this is a useful piece of information.
Side Note: So owls. He thinks that the name of the barn owl is weird??
How weird would it be if he walked by and read this. Would he even be allowed to read it or is that considered against the law because technically it is an invasion of privacy?
Random Fact 1: The kids in Europe don't have to learn about fractions because they use the metric system.
He so totally just called his wife old. Then he proceeded to joke about her decrepit father and how if he was as old and unable to do things as his father-in-law is then he would jump out of a six-story building...
Random Fact 2: Noir means black in French
Side note: Why the heck is he talking while I'm taking notes. I can double task if you are interesting to listen to but not when a sloth could probably move faster than the speed of his voice!
Random Fact 3: Oso blanco means polar(white) bear.
Yep. Those were my random thoughts and discussions in math class today.
~~~
So I went to go choose and pay for my senior pictures earlier and the old lady who helped us was out of it. She asked me who was my first period teacher was so she could send the pictures to them when they were ready. I told her "I have college for my first period so I don't have a class at Hanna(my school) until second period so you should send it to (insert teacher name here)." *stares at me blankly* then proceeds to ask "What is your first period??". I glance over at Nana with a 'wtf? Is she playing?' look(if you know me then you know I am quite expressive) and then look back at the lady. Then I say "My first class is at Tri-County... the college. You can't send it there. They don't care. My first class at Hanna is math with (insert teacher name here). Then she gets a little attitude and asks me again. I was about two milliseconds to walking out before my Nana just told her to send it to the teacher that I said. Like gosh lady. Get your stuff together. I know you are old and have forgotten to how to communicate but don't get an attitude with your client. I hate when people get an attitude with me. Major pet peeve.
Side note: if I ever get to the age where I am confused and incapable of taking care of myself(which I probably won't because I'm only trying to make it to 25 🤘🏼) then can someone casually suffocate me. But don't do it with your hands on my neck or anything touching my neck because I guarantee you I will haunt your ass if I do die. And thats just if you managed to kill me before I kill you for trying to touch my neck. Just stuff a pillow over my face. I like that idea better.
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